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PostSubject: Old Bill the sailor   Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:41 pm

Bill, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Bill, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Old Bill the sailor   Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:19 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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