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jimrobo59

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PostSubject: Husband wanted   Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:30 pm

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to.get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
... MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-
haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a
wheelchair.
The old woman said, "You're not really
asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled,
"Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman
leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I
rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Husband wanted   Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:53 pm

lol excellent
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PostSubject: Re: Husband wanted   Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:55 pm

lol! very good lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Husband wanted   Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:54 pm

lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Husband wanted   Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:30 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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